This one is a no brainer. You’ve been separated for months or even a year. You’re hot and horny...errr, we mean hot and lonely. Just imagine how THEY must be feeling! Let's see… perhaps they were in Iraq or Afghanistan, where it is hot and dusty, all that testosterone flowing, and not a babe that looks like you ANYWHERE in sight. I think it’s safe to say they are DYING to see you and, ummm, see you some more.
Chances are you could show up in a brown paper bag and make him happy, but that is NOT the Wardrobe Wire Way. Take a shower to smell fresh and good. It’s been a long time since he has been able to enjoy the scent of a woman. He’s had it up to ears in sweat and body odor. Please do him a favor by squirting his favorite fragrance behind your ears. Blowout your hair, apply your make up, wax all the unwanted hair, and plan a sexy outfit to wear. Make sure you avoid embarrassing him in front of his fellow troops, though.
Is there something he loved to see you wearing? Wear it! If nothing comes to mind, try some of these options:
1. A sexy short skirt, with a revealing top, and a yellow ribbon (see why below) around your neck like a choker.
2. A little white dress to remind him of your purity and your wedding day. As soon as you get home, have him carry you over the threshold again!
3. Something with a bow on it because you are his welcome home gift- can’t get any better than that!
4. A sundress that will blow in the wind and accidently flash him when walking back to the car.
5 . If you have long hair, wear it down and flowing so he can run his hands through it and grab a hold of it if need be.
6. Try to avoid jeans, if possible. That is just boring!
Check out the gallery for some outfit ideas.
P.s. Don’t forget to wear a yellow ribbon!
Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the springtime
In the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she wore it
She wore it for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
She wore it for her soldier
Who was far, far away
Around the block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the springtime
In the Merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she pushed it
She pushed it for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
She pushed it for her soldier
Who was far, far away
Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun
He kept it in the springtime
In the merry month of May
And if you ask him why the heck he kept it
He kept it for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
He kept it for her soldier
Who was far, far away
On the grave she laid the pretty flowers
She laid them in the springtime
In the merry month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she laid them
She laid them for her soldier who was far far away
Far away, far away
She laid them for her soldier
Who was far, far away
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