“How can I say it plain? That I’m off that Mary Jane, and if it’s true what they say, then I don’t know how many cells is left in my f**ing brain.”
Today, 4/20, is national cannabis consumption day. I know what you’re thinking… “every day is cannabis consumption day in my world.” Proud of you.
First things first, just because it’s stoner day does not mean that it’s ok to drench yourself in Patchouli in order to cover up the fact that you haven’t showered for days and don’t wear deodorant. It also doesn’t mean that everyone should wear a Bob Marley concert t-shirt, either. No tees with marijuana leaves on them! No Birkenstocks!
“Hit it twice but don’t cough, you gotta take it man, if there’s a record for smokin’ I’m bout’ to break it man.”
Cannabis comes from the earth, so we shall show our respect for the earth by wearing non earth destroying garments such as hemp and organic clothing brands. Make sure your outfit is comfortable, not constricting, and made of wrinkle free fabrics. Feel free to unleash the inner hippie child by wearing floral garments, a fresh flower in your hair, and tribal inspired jewelry (Indians like to smoke things and see spirits).
Smoking in the nude is fun, too, we’re told.
“I tried to kick the habit, but it keeps calling me, abracadabra, here’s a magic trick, I smoked up all the weed.”
