While out on the town last night celebrating a friend's birthday, I came across three different bachelorettes, all dressed horribly wrong. Listen up, ladies! It is NOT cute or sexy to have condoms and penises all over you, nor is it cute to have a blinking sash announcing the end of your single life. Also, please do not dress like a total slut with a dress that barely covers your booty, so the drunker you get, the less you care that your butt cheeks are in plain view every time you topple over. It is classless, ugly, and makes you look cheap. I understand some of you think it is oh-so-hilarious to dress like this. Fine. Then do it in your home, or your friend's home, and take it off before you decide to grace the public with your presence.
Do yourself, your future husband, and all of us a favor--just wear something that makes you feel amazing. Buy a killer new dress that fits you properly, get your hair and makeup done, and end your single life with a little dignity. Not sure if your outfit is ok? Ask us! We WILL tell you!